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MIAMI BEACH, Florida – Jordan Belfort descends from the pool pool into an April Fools’ Day, Red Bull baby carriage and relates a story to morality. Do not blow your usual cargo out of 10 carcasses of stock exchange and diner laundry: in this case, he was the victim. Easily passed, contact with a group of reunited companies in a palaced residence where a cyber-delinquent robotic digital tick with a value of $ 300,000 from their cryptocurrency ticket.

Relatively, you recite the very few notifications of a vineyard and the planter and an inverted friend in the capital’s about the ossion in which your nose is at a moment’s notice the effect of the drugs in the media of the most recent. After accessing Belfort’s account, the delinquent transfer of large numbers of ohms, a popular cryptocurrency, and other ticketing, in a visible and public transaction that Belfort can not convert. “Puedes ver dónde está el dinero”, dijo. “Eso es lo más frustrante”.

Belfort, 59 years old, is very comfortable with the movie: The Wall Street logo:, a detailed autobiography on his career in high finances during the novel, which director Martin Scorsese adapted in a 2013 film with the act of Leonardo DiCaprio in the window of the protagonist. At this time, in real life, Belfort is a consultant and ventilator, and cobra for miles of dollars for private sessions.

This is Miami Beach’s home to recreate new blockchain postings for dictators looking for a cryptocurrency that has all the finesse of the semaphore (an opportunity to spend time with Lobo and enjoy a “financial experience” With the friends of the crypto industry).

A large number of celebrities have deliberately sacrificed the south of the cryptocurrency, with cryptocurrency apparatuses that are either object-oriented or with algae-type promotion of non-functional tokens, the collectibles being one-sided. Belfort commented that he did not participate in the bids. Try to launch an NFT line based on the Lobo theme, then say, “News of a 10 million light bulb”.

It is a recent conversion, although an aseptic of cryptocurrencies can be found. Do not try to grab a YouTube video about bitcoin users, such as “vil locura” and “delirio de las masas”. An embargo, even if with the passage of the words it exchanges the idea, conforms to the conjecture more than the cryptocurrencies and the exact ones are dispersed.

Now, Belfort is an inversion to a number of emerging companies, such as a new NFT platform and an animal-themed digital project that, as it turns out, “deliberately saves the ecosystem of losers and other mascots and corals in the pool.”

Independence of your credentials in cryptomundo, no matter how much Belfort can say about the topic of financial fraud, is a big problem in the digital activism industry. In recent years, the late firm, Stratton Oakmont, operated a sophisticated scheme of stock exchange manipulation. In their case, it is as if their societies consumed enormous quantities of cocaine and metacualone (because the commercial number is quaalude), and with the frequency of contracting prostitutes. Finally, Belfort bought a condom of 22 months in advance.

Debid on this story, you can compare a surrealist escort to a Belfort more maturely and canos proclaim that “espera con gran ansia regulation” from the crypto industry. “We are not interested in separating people from their religion”, aseveró. “It’s the opposite of what’s going on right now.”

Whatever the form, cryptocurrencies can be found for free: the invaders pay a bitcoin per tener account, or the equivalent effectively, approximately $ 40,000.

The taller arrangement of the new machine in the saddle. The invitations, selected from more than 600 soliciters, take place along the Belfort trail, where omelet’s are’s on the map and interchangeable concepts about bitcoin mining and token economy. A cryptocurrency mine in Kazakhstan has been relentless in its pursuit of an influential blockchain that leads to tech-savvy companies in Idaho. A Florida company explicitly plans to use NFT in an emerging company that promotes music like Tinder. Algunos from the invaders dijeron that habían paid the mockery because of the great affirmations of Lobo; other senses querían conocer to other empresarios.

Before 9:15 a.m., the mimosas fly, but Belfort, no lights. “The dollar is still free,” said executive director Doug Bartlett. One minute passes. El Lobo follows his apparatus. “¿El Lobo todavía está dormido?”, Asked one of the guests at high altitude.

For the fin, Belfort slippers on the case, wrapped in a pair of jeans and with striped straps. Belfort has a short cord; is more arrogant than in the novelty, pero su rostro luce a perpetua sonrisa juvenil. Find in the escalators that bajaban the order and observe the scene: new hobbies vestidos in different tones of casual attire for negotiations (polo shirts, sandals, informal shirts). “Supongo que aún debemos trabajar para que las mujeres adopt las cryptomonedas”, dijo. “Tiene que haber algunas chicas aquí el proximio año”. Hizo a pause. “Mujeres”.

Belfort’s change is a Red Bull flight (arrives around 9:30 a.m.). “Voy a necesitar el azúcar”, dijo. After one minute of free conversations, lead to group comedor, where each takes only a libretto and a copy of Way of the Wolf:a sales manual that Belfort published in 2017.

Aunque Belfort has dedicated the last few decades to rebuilding its reputation, but all parts of it live on the Lobo River. Detraits from being in the middle of the table, a replica of a lot of licenses occupied by the mayor part of the wall (not consuming drugs in 25 years, affirm, but only babies). Junto a la repisa había a poster cuyo desemo asemejaba una entra de la tabi perioditika —Qu as a symbol de quaalude— y daba distintas “characteristic of las drugs”, por ejemplo, el “mejor sexo de la vida”.

After a round of presentations, Belfort commented on the small number of cryptocurrencies, and the differences between bitcoin and ethereum as well as the decentralization of autonomous organizations. Share your knowledge about cryptocurrency-based “intelligent contracts” systems (“smart people are very smart; always smart”) and have anecdotal links about their collaboration with DiCaprio and Scorsese.

“Leo nunca había consumido drogas”, dijo. “Tuve que enseñarle”.

For a crypto-evangelical reunion, there are correspondents who dedicate their time to news about their major mayors. Because of the group size, it does not hurt the victim of cybercriminals. An invitation relates that the Hindus had a diner under the cryptocurrency exchange Mt. Gox fraxasó en 2014. Otros dos dijeron que habían perdido grande cantidades de tikenes en negotiate riesgosos.

The atmosphere in the habitation is animated with the Chase Hero squad, the first of a series of clocks invited by Belfort to the end of the week. Crypto-conversionist and display of video games, Hero declared that stablecoins: (cryptocurrencies that are valued at stagnant dollars) are “the major innovation from the rebranded pan”.

“Parece vivaz, nada cuerdo y casi raya en un esquema Ponzi”, said Hero about his favorite project stablecoin:. “But this is the perfect activation for cryptocurrencies because it’s what these guys do.”

One of Belfort’s guests, Svein-Erik Nilsen, a Norwegian company, wants to describe his business ambitions. The question of Hero is given in the recommendations. The key to arranging a new negotiation, response, is an aggressive commercialization. “Imagine a Brazilian beach and treat it to find an attractive sola girl. Hay 8 millones ”, said Hero. “It simply came to our notice then. Tienes que hacer advertisement de manera disparatada para promotional ”.

One hour later, the group reunited before heading to Carbone, an elegant Italian restaurant in Miami Beach where Belfort had just a few hours to spare. Mistras degustaban caviar y rigatoni, algunos de los invitados compartieron historias sobre sus propios desenfrenos; result that Belfort no era el Unico lobo present in the salon. Dos invitados hablaron sobre mañas para involucrarse con mujeres mós jóvenes sin arriesgarse a tener que “mantenerlas”. Specific options for options that a proprietary algae club of scrapers incorporates NFT into negotiation.

Shortly, the salt conversion to a Japanese club seems to be taking its toll. Belfort quería saber more about the topic: ¿En Japón había mujeres hermosas? However, the group sample a video that they take with their iPhone in a bar surrounded by the theme of sadomasochism, while measuring the shakes of their clients.

Artem Bespaloff, executive director of cryptocurrency mining company Asic Jungle, leans over to describe his personal conversion and Lobo methods. Planeaba to study medicine, narration, when it comes with a copy of: The Wall Street logo: in the library.

“Pensé: “It’s what they want to do,” Bespaloff said. “I rob the library book.”

“Asu fui una buena influencia”, dijo Belfort con una risa. In any way, comment, you try to behave in these ways… this situation and the news haber toche todavía more rico si no hubiera transgredo la ley. “Perdí el auge de internet”, se lamentó. “Habría ganado 100 veces más dinero”.

“Well,” Bespaloff replied, “now it is a method in cryptocurrencies.”

“La vida te enseña”, sentence Belfort.

David Yaffe-Bellany write about cryptocurrencies and financial technology. Graduated from Yale University and reported from Texas, Ohio, Connecticut and Washington, DC. @yaffebellany: